[dogscoff]

By the way, do you really need to drink blood, or can you just sit in the sunlight to get your nourishment?

Let's hope it's the sunlight option. After all it would be kind of hard to go stalking mortals and drinking their blood when you're rooted to the spot.

-"Hey, come over here."
-"Who said that?"
-"I did. Come over here."
-"Did that plant just talk?"
-"Yeah I did. Get over it. Now just come over here a minute, I, uh... want to look at your neck..."