[Ruatha]

*Ruatha walks in, finds a cherry tomato and looks for someone to throw it at*

-Hey, this is war!

*Throws one cherry tomato at RD, hits his left leg with a thud, the tomato dropping unharmed to the floor. Then picks up another one and aims at Rags (saving one in the left hand for Tesco, in case the Llamas will storm the place)*

-Ha Ha Ha, Come get it, tremble you worthless tomato warriors, see Great Ruatha, the Tomato himself splash all others in massive amounts of ketchup!

(* Hauls out the half full ketchup bottle, if the tomatoes won't break, use ketchup*)