[sachmo]

Joke time!! This on isn't too off color...

A pirate walks into a bar, and out of his pants zipper hangs a steering wheel.
The bartender notices the steering wheel and decides to say something.
He speaks; "Hey Mr. Pirate! Did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper?"
The pirate looks at him and says, "Arrrrggh! I know, and it's driving me nuts."

Ba-dum-dum! Thanks, and don't forget to try the french dip. It's excellent!