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Old December 9th, 2002, 11:32 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

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Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
Yes, knowingly eating another sentient being is quite a sticky situation. Actually, it would be more of an atrocity than a sticky situation.
Enter stage top: Puke's Battlemoon looms into view through the Cantina skylight, and a large pore in its undulating vommitous surface opens up, heaving Puke through the skylight into the Cantina. The battlemoon assumes a parking orbit, and a new skylight is brought down via dropship.

New patrons gaze in astonished horror and old patrons roll their eyes, as the mass of vomit newly deposited on the Cantina floor demonstrates cognitive abilities. Puke speaks:

"Im not sure what any of this has to do with Atrocities, and was untill now unaware that he was even involved with the consumpsion of other sentients. I can assure you however, that Phongs are quite sticky if you are consuming them Tartare."
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