[Raging Deadstar]

*Slowly parks his dented battle cruiser into the parking lot, yet again hitting one of the parking meters. Before Raging Deadstar can get out the ship is mabushed by the loo worshipping pygmies run over and cover the ship in toilet paper before escaping to vandalise more property.

Wanders inside to see the New years celebrations still under swing, with ragnarok hanging from the rafters by his belt for some reason, Timstone has currently nipped off upstairs with his polish girlfriend for a few minutes, looks like we won't be seeing him for a while...

Puke meanwhile is trying hard to drown the fact he stole post number 2000, drowning it with a lot of brewskis on timsones tab. The other patrons are all sitting back cheering our very own Barry, the singing parking valet t-rex in full concert*

Happy New Year guys

Kamog: The loo worshipping pygmies were something i came up with *takes full credit* A lot of the patrons were worried about setting foot in the inner sanctum to relieve themselves, so forth leaving a mess outside in the parking lot. Then the sewer god appeared, then our very own puke banished this fiend. Well i think it was puke, if not please tellme and you can have access to my tab. I'm not doing much research on this part of the post!