[Raging Deadstar]

At which point an explosion makes the cantina shudder to its foundations, a deluge of custard smothers those unlucky enough to come into it's path.

Raging Deadstar wipes his face clean for the umpteenth time and looks down at the game of chess with mac, whom is sitting back slowly sipping a brewski smiling one of his old smile, the smile that says "I Have you beaten 5 different ways, now move already!"

Raging Deadstar moves his rook forward, takes mac's bishop, and falls into despair as Mac then says the words checkmate. He stands up and valiantly congratulates Mac on his stunning victory, buys mac a brewski then does what any self respecting cantina resident is doing at this point.

He turns, picks up his 1 month old baguette, spies the pygmy dancing around a fallen ragnarok, swings back, FORE! And proceeds to watch as the pygmy is sent flying across the room by a fearsome golf swing. Feeling better after his defeat Raging Deadstar dives over the bar, ducks as a rocket of custard explodes above his head. He pulls out a tape recording device, whispers a word and throws the tape player across the room to where a group of trigger happy llamas are firing there munitions. One curious llama piskc it up, presses play, hears the word onion shouted out on full volume and the group are covered by the falling rampage of onions!

Touche!