[Jmenschenfresser]

As the Loo-worshiping pygmies rampage through the parking lot

What?? I haven't been in here since post 900s or there bouts, and those damned pygmies are still rampaging?? My god...

Mensch, on the verge of uttering curses upon the lot of the Cantina's remnants, suddenly closes his mouth, turns, and starts to walk away. He kicks a beer can, which unbeknownst to him contained an entire civilization of 200 trillion sentient intelligent beings. They all die. The god of which, enraged that the Last 200 billion years of prodding evolution have gone to waste (an old beer can apparently), burns himself out of existence by zapping the fourth hair down from the knuckle on Mensch's left hand pinky. A puff of smoke and that familiar smell of trying to light an already used match on the kitchen stove.

He climbs in his craft and sets off scowling all the way and looking for something new under the bright glow of the galactic center.