omg, I just found out a terrible secret,.. the Pygmies are actually Gremlins! well at least I think they are, I saw one eat one of the pies and then it transmuted right before my eyes... Now it's got gas and every time it passes wind a depleted uranium cell is ejected. Quick everyone get to the life pods, unless you know how to deal with Gremlins! 'Phaaaap!' look out there goes another one. omg the gremlin is heading to the engine room! Aaaaaaaaaaah run for your lives.
