Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
*Raging Deadstar is very close to losing the ability to reproduce after being stuck in a time loop for 15 hours getting hit where it hurts. As the temporal gearbox loops yet again raging deadstar smiles extremely evily. For even though he has been stuck in the time loop he has remembered everytime and is looking for vengeance. Ragnarok attacks with his twin pie launchers, RD counterattacks with the hosepipe and ragnarok prepares to use his tiger claws technique
As ragnarok offers a truce raging deadstar puts his plan into action. He quickly grabs a bottle of booze off the bar and "accidently" spills it on ragnaroks clothes. Rags looks bewildered and doesn't see RD pouring the rest of the bottle on his baguette and lighting it. In seconds ragnarok is turned into a fire ball. The sprinkler system kicks in extinguishing a now very crispy ragnarok. The FBW's quickly hurry over to him, pick him up and drag him up stairs carrying a hand blender, some wax and tape, some jump start leads and some 70's clothes. After much screaming ragnarok returns in spandex pants, a romantic 70's frilly shirt and no hair on his arms, legs or his eyebrows! Also the smell of burning hair can be smelt from rags nether regions after the Fluffy Bunny waitresses tried to jumpstart his love life, literally*
Lol, tou'che ragnarok
[ January 04, 2003, 12:21: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]
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