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Old January 6th, 2003, 07:37 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

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Originally posted by Kamog:
Cartoon Physics Laws which also apply inside the Cantina

1. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
2. Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.
3. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
4. As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once (especially in a fight, or if the object is spinning.)
5. Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot.
6. Everything falls faster than an anvil.
7. A sharp object will always propel a character upward.
8. Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries; they just merely turn people temporarily black and smokey.
That's good!

The laws of cartoons and the cantina.

Maybe now I can understand what the h... is going on in the cantina.
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