Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
As Rags and RD are running for their lives from a giant green man eating bug. Rags yells out: Thanks for trying to help me RD. But it only made things worse by the looks of it!
Rags and RD are still running around the Cantina. They finally run outside dodging all sorts of different animals and cartoon people.
Rags reaches in his pocket and pulls out 2 cans of run like hell juice. (RLHJ) He tosses one to RD and they both gulp it down.
Noticing there was no effect Rags peals off the label to discover that they really drank some kind of gross liquid.
"Great... Just great... I knew I should have checked the labels closer! Someone must have swapped labels on me during a chase a while back!"
Rags again reaches into his final pocket and he pulls out 2 more cans. This time he checks to labels and sure enough the labels are indeed RLHJ. Once again Rags and RD gulp down this liquid and they dart off like it was nothing. They are soon out of reach of the giant green man eating bug and they stop to take a break.
The juice runs out of power and Rags and RD fall to the ground.
After a few moments of laying there RD and Rags hear what sounds like a bug heading their way. They turn around and see a green glob coming towards them at an incredable rate. Rags pushes a couple buttons on his uniform and they are transport to Rags Dreadnaught that was waiting in orbit.
Rags takes his command chair and he plots a heading towards to bug down on the planet.
"Prepare to die bug!" yells Rags as he enters the atmosphere. When they are in range Rags orders RD to fire the Massive mounted DUC. Only it is moddified(sp?) to shoot out cans of bug spray instead of Uranium packets.
The weapon fires and Rags pulls up hard on the ship to avoid hitting the surface. The DUC hits the bug and green gook is sprayed all over the place. Including Rags Dreadnaught.
"Great! I just had this thing washed yesterday!"
Rags puts his ship to auto pilot as he transports back down to the Cantina and orders a drink for himself and RD.
"That was close." says Rags to RD as they sip on their drinks.
Rags continues on, "But I am afraid we may not have seen the Last of that bug."
*Insert Dun-Dun-DUN music here.*
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