[David E. Gervais]

..as I sit in my regular chair listening to the fake rain washing down the window, I watch as first RD, then Rags run past.. Gt is about to pass me but I wave my fresh new bottle of JD and point to the empty chair beside me. Gt pauses and shrugs his shoulders, why not, the FBW's should be able to handle this persuit. "what's on your mind David?" ..well, about the apparent lower IQ of the patrons, I think I might know what happened... tic, tic, Tic, TIC,... sorry, my pocket watch is having delusions, it thinks that IT is the device! (sip) It seems that Geo and I are the only ones that suffered no ill effects from the 'event' that triggered the mental breakdown of the patron's intellect. and I'm afread that it's partly my fault,... you see I'm holding on to a powerful secret, something that might even unbalance you Gt. But from the get go, I Liked your style so I'm gonna let you in on the secret,... (thunk!) The sip of JD must have gone straight to my head, I slumped over onto the table and quickly passed out,..

I guess you'll have to wait a bit for the secret!