[Growltigger]

David Gervais and Rags forget that whilst the bulk of the pursuing horde is made up of diminutive killer mongooses dressed up like the armoured hordes of the Byzantine empire and scantily clad supermodel-esque waitresses in bunny suits, it does happen to be led by 15 tons of enraged Tyrannosaur who hasn't had as much fun since Gryphin got his lovepump caught in the mangle......

Barry turns toward the unclimable 40 foot steel wall and proceeds to charge, with a crash and a smash (spot the Tolkien-esque writing style) the wall is splintered into smithereens, the smoke clears and a stunned Rags (aka kermit) and the bearded Canadian whisky-wuss are left lying on the ground, surrounded by said 15 ton tyrannosaurus, byzantine dromedary-mounted horde, FBW's, hollywood B-list celebrities.....

The small berber villager called Abdul has got a gang of his mates together and in a scene reminiscient of the beaches of Valencia in El Cid, is marching up the road looking to give Raging Deadstar a good kicking for the baguette bashing affair.........

Note to RD - Growltigga is more than happy with the Kylie clone by way of compensation for bashing the berber (is that like spanking the monkey??) but unfortunately, Growltigga is not available to stop Abdul and his chums from seeking appropriate retribution.... and you dont want to know what they are going to do with those preserved lemons and those cracked olives.. and as for the harissa.. RD, if I were you, I would put some toilet paper in the fridge

Over to you Dave

[ January 08, 2003, 12:21: Message edited by: growltigger ]