[David E. Gervais]

I do indeed feel the earth moving, but I happen to be in bed with a curvacious pool player and thought it was due to my prowess! Or it could also be that she put another quarter in the vibrating machine attached to the bed! I'm blissfully uncaring at the moment! Of course I know you know what I mean and have no douptedly been there done that (in full proper English fashion) and purchashed the t-shirt. But as you should also know..

The proof is in the posting my dear fellow, the proof is in the posting! 'Links' generally send me off-world on wild goose chases... and chasing a Canadian Goose is something I haven't done in such a long time.

If you do know the whereabouts of my bunker, don't be shy, come in, I'll open a hundred year old bottle of Scotch in your honor.

Cheers!