[David E. Gervais]

tsk, tsk, tsk.. You found my bunker Gt, and you should be proud, but you also fell right into my trap.. and it's one of the oldest tricks in the books!

Didn't you notice the strange red glow as you and your hord burst into the Bunker? It's a nifty device 'The Overloards' installed for me. It neutralizes all weapons and reduces all oversized-beings (ie: Greater that 6'6" like T-Rex etc.) to 4'2" and weighing in at 96lbs. Don't worry, things will go back to normal when they leave the bunker. fyi: all my 'Guards' are 6'5-3/4" and weigh in at 260lbs. They use no weapons, as they are all trained experts in hand to hand combat.

I don't expect any trouble and in fact I'd like to draw your attention a few 'themed-rooms' that might interest you,.. The 'McHales Navey' room, the 'Hogan's Heroes' room, hmm.. having just come from a desert trip, you might enjoy the 'Rat Patrol' room or the 'Laurance of Arabia' room.

Feel free to roam through the bunker and oh yeah, here's that bottle of one hundred year old Scotch I promised!

Cheers! and enjoy your stay!

[ January 09, 2003, 16:54: Message edited by: David Gervais ]