[dogscoff]

I would also be happy to take my just desserts if administered with aplomb!!

*dogscoff peruses the dessert menu and orders aplomb pudding. (a plum pudd... never mind).

When the fruity confection arrives, Dogscoff delves into the pudding and withdraws (perplexingly) a pair of hand grenades. Suddenly, with a single groinal swish of his antique samurai sword, he elicits a scream from Growltigga and the sound of two small, round objects hitting the floor can be heard beneath the castrato wails.

Dogscoff then pulls the pins on the grenades and administers them to the place recently occupied by GT's plums. He only just has time to duck for cover before GT's pelvis is bLasted up through his body, turning the unfortuante kat's torso insiide out and carrying it through the ceiling by the force of the explosion. Although 'Tig's torso can be seen sailing into the distance through the hole in the ceiling, his legs are left standing, gently smoking in the spot Growltigga used to stand...

Good to have you back, 'Tig.

[ January 10, 2003, 14:45: Message edited by: dogscoff ]