[David E. Gervais]

Gt, I think I have a temporary solution for you,.. What you have to do is get to a zero-g enviroment and a cool one at that. then you'll have to apply a patch of ductape to each of your 'royal expanders' and carefully puncture a tiny hole through the ductape and that should release much of the perverbial hot air Rag's device is generating in there. Remember, make the hole as tiny as possible, I suggest a #2 pin like the ones used by taylors when hemming a thin fragile material. Like I said this is only a temp solution and the major brawback is once the 'jewels' are down to a more managable size, you'll have to remove the ductape. I further suggest you get as drunk as possible before removing the tape. Here's a 40 ounce JD to help with that.

I must warn you about one danger,.. if you use too big a needle your 'jewels' could 'POP' like a baloon! I don't need to tell you how painfull that would be.

Cheers!

P.S. if the skin on your jewels has stretched to the point of being semi-transparent then it's too late to try this temporary solution.

[ January 13, 2003, 12:22: Message edited by: David Gervais ]