*Is still smarting from the pole that sprang up from nowhere and limps over to the bar*
I havn't been on much becuase my new laptop has a very slow interent connection, we're talking 5 minutes to load the forums main page.
Mlmbd wanted a good chase???
*Raging Deadstar grabs the testicle enhancing/decreasing device and pumps it up to high, not enough to cuase a GT scenario but enough for this particular days fun. On activating it Mlmbd begins to feel a tickling sensation not unlike that time in high school when the class whore took him to the janitors cupboard... whoops i'm digressing off the subject. Mlmbd watches as his "happy sacks* expand to stud proportions and the FBW's gather round excitedly, Mlmbd tries to try his chances and begins to buy drinks for the gathering crowd of waitresses. A few minutes later mlmbd begins to levitate slightly off his bar stool and minutes later is begining to float out through the newly installed skylight. Raging Deadstar walks over and finds the cupboard where timstone and his polish girlfriend have been hanging out and pulls out the Gravitational Hellbore and fires two rather large bLasts up towards the skies. Mlmbd is hanging from his weather baloon inflated nutsack upside down when suddenly he feels the most unreal pain ever. His testicles suddenly implode into nothingness and he falls to the ground, where Raging Deadtsra buys him a drink*
No-ones chased mlmbd, i think it was about time
