[primitive]

From his place in the corner primitive watches the thumping tiger manhandle (cathandle) the poor bartender.
Realising he may be indirectly responsible for the loss of a valuable employee, primitive knows he should feel remorse.
primitive searches his innermost feelings -- no, nothing there.

Calling one of the FBWs, primitive orders more drinks and a mongoosekebab.

Wonder whos tab this will be on ?