[Raging Deadstar]

*Wanders in and steals macs breakfast but returns it upon finding it is alpen aka hamster food. 'Ahh the old timer is trying to prolong his life span aye, too bad it'll make those colostomy bags lethal' Upon this thought Raging Deadstar opffers to buy some of macs colostomy bags for future wars with timstone and rags. He wnaders over to the bar and puts his name down for job as barstaff*

Of course my requirements for the job are that i get my tab emptied (it needs repaying after growltigger bought that bottle of wine on my tab) and i get to borrow barry to lead my war against my friends cult of cheese.

Not bad considering you get free labour