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Old January 21st, 2003, 10:11 PM

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

...A sudden wind blows the door open and what looks like a miniature dust devil blows in.

The dust devil makes a quick circuit of the premises and pauses at a sign that says:
"Barstaff wanted, great rates of pay and life insurance offered, come back Taz, all is forgiven"..

Quick as a wink, the dust devil moves behind the bar and stops spinning. Taz, now visible, begins at once to set right all the mistakes that the 'other' bartender made.
&#1 Knew the 'Boss' would finally get tired of that 'incompetent pretender' &#1

Imagine NOT taste-testing the potables.
The bar hasn't been wiped in weeks!
And not even a tribble wing in sight!! (What's this - PUKE parts???)

Even Barry looks kinda thin and shabby... What have they been feeding him?

Don't worry boss, I'll have this place ship-shaped in no time!
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