[Kamog]

MARMITE... I'm having a flashback of the "Marmite argument" that happened so many times when I was a kid.

FRIEND: Hey, put some marmite on your bread. It's good!

ME: I don't like marmite.

FRIEND: What, have you tried it?

ME: Yes, a few times, remember? I don't like it.

FRIEND: Why not? I like it! It's good!

ME: I don't like the strong taste of it.

FRIEND: Everyone says that. That's because you spread it too thick. You just put a thin layer on your bread and it's good. People put way too much on and then they say they don't like it, but they're doing it wrong.

ME: You told me that before. I did put it on really thin. I still don't like it.

FRIEND: I still think you put it on too thick.

ME: OK, we went through this before, but fine. Here goes. See, this is thin.

FRIEND: OK, it's good, isn't it?

ME: It was this thin the Last time we did this. It tastes exactly the same as Last time, and I still don't like it. And I know we're going to go through this same argument again next week!