[Growltigger]

Mlmbd, maybe I stand corrected by I always thought that chasing down old ladies was an excellent Saturday night tradition in Texas, along with boot throwing, cattle whomping and rubbing lard all over yourself.

Note to English people and other europeans planning to travel to the USA, avoid Texas at all costs, also avoid Cheyenne - Wyoming at all costs especially on Saturday nights as I have found, from painful personal experience, that pissing yourself laughing at everybody wearing lumberjack shirts, jeans, cowboy boots and stetsons on a Saturday night is a sure way to cause offence. Also suggesting that Shania Twain looks like she would provide a "tuppeny upright" is also guaranteed to have a cowboy boot land in your gob at a rapid rate of knots

[ January 28, 2003, 16:44: Message edited by: growltigger ]