[dogscoff]

If I knew how to attach documents to this post, I would send you a copy of my screensaver

If I had a broadband link I'd share with you all my extensive collection of Kylie videos in mpg format, including (but by no means limited to):
-The infamous lingerie advert ('nuff said)
-"Spinning around" (The one with the hotpants, oh yes)
-"Kylie & Robbie Williams: Kids" (Great if you can ignore him)
-"Kylie & Nick Cave: Where the Wild Roses Grow" - fairly sexy, in a necrotic kind of a way. I still can't watch it without thinking of the Shire Horses' Version.
-Her latest one (can't remember the name of the song) where there are about 6 kylies all dancing down the street together. That's enough for my imagination.
-"Can't get you out of my head" with that... uhh... garment. You know, the one only held on by nipple-tape...

I might be persuaded to send out a few CDs with the above data on, if ppl speak to me nicely enough=-)

Oh, before you all start to accuse me of some kind of unhealthy fascination, I have dozens of music videos by other artists as well. It's not *all* Kylie.

Finally, I propose a new facility for the religious tech tree: The Kylie Shrine. Females worshipping at this shrine exhibit with miraculous arse-improvement effects, boosting happiness and reproduction system-wide.