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Old January 30th, 2003, 03:18 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

So the dog and the cat together. Strange place this cantina.

primitive decides to call his own friends.
Oh wait, he doesn’t have any (probably that milk-money thingy).

Luckily he had chosen the lucky race trait before entering the cantina, and the mighty (but very badly designed) army of the carnivores start to disintegrate.

- Barry finds pieces of Puke on the floor and starts to nibble on that.
- The killer mongoose gets into a fight with 1500 shrimp micro-ninja.
- Seeing primitives masculine body, the FBW's loses all thoughts of violence and offer themselves up for fornication instead.
- The Eminem clones holding chain saws turn on their most hated adversaries, themselves/each other.
- The Hollywood B List celebrities see a blinking light bulb, and lines up hoping to get their picture taken.
- As always, Lisa Kudrow doesn’t have a clue of what’s going on.
- The 60 fierce pen wielding lunatic auditors, starts bothering all the other patrons in the cantina.
- The band members from Madness, Earth Wind & Fire and The Goombay Dance Band starts recording a new song: Our House is a Boogie Wonderland under the Sun Of Jamaica.
- That leaves only four knife-wielding teletubbies facing primitive.

Primitive picks up his small incinerator beam VI and shoot at the tubbies. They pop like popcorn, leaving more tasty titbits for Barry to eat.
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