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Old January 30th, 2003, 04:27 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

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Afterwards, and after taking an arm and a leg each, GT and El Scoffo carry the prone Scandinavian to the cantina doors, out into the carpark and then finally throw him into the cesspit.
Having thrown out (most of) primitive, Dogscoff debates whether to have his arm and leg mounted as trophies or whether to pass them onto the kitchen staff. The he has an even better idea and has them surgically grafted onto his own body. With three legs he can now kick 2 people in the arse at once without falling over, while simultaeously drinking, fondling an FBW and scratching his balls. Perfect.