[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar picks himself up and decides that he must do what he has to do. He orders the two Kylie clones to follow him and he takes them back to his ship. Primitive watches outside as he can see the windows lighting up in RD's ship, large grinding and hammer noises can be heard and eventually when the suns gone down Raging Deadstar returns. Flanked by two Talena Atfield and Jytt Hyden Clones (dressed in short black dresses and carrying lethal looking staffs) the two kylie clones walk over to primitive and link their arms under his.*

Hmm must have been a design flaw, they are fixed and they also have some new tricks, let me demonstrate!

*Primitive eyes widen in anticipation when he is promptly thrown to the ground and held down by the two kylie clones. Also Primitives giant 300 foot long genetically enhaced giant battlesquid wlaks over and holds primitive down*

"Ahh you didn't read the contract, when signing you gave your battlesquid over to me! I increased Kylies strength as well Mr Primitive Barbarian, now lets see how you like my friends, how will i put it, newly aquired flexibility?"

*The two Klie clones, with the aid of the 300 foot long genetically enhaced giant battlesquid begin to put Primitive in yoga positions, the cracking and popping of Primitives bones and joints can be heard around the cantina, but primitive as a barbarian should, holds back his tears and screams*

"Now my norweigan friend, lets see how you enjoy my two bodyguards methods of protection!"

*Talena and Jytt pull out a jumpstart lead and a portable electric powered whisk. In a censored scene Jytt attaches the jumpstart leads to Primitives nipples and Knocks on the thermonuclear generator. Primitive is electrocuted but still he refuses to scream or cry. So RD pulls out his Last idea. As The battlesquid and Kylie hold down the barbarian so he is bending over Talena sticks the electric whisk where the sun don't shine and knocks it on. The resulting scream can be heard around the surrounding area and Primitive shakes violently and cries. Seeing this Raging Deadstar lets primitive go and orders the two Kylie clones to take him upstairs and show him a good time. They carry the defeated Barbarian up the stairs along with some massage oil and some ointment for his behind*

Now go and "test drive" the new kylie clones out Primitive, and remember. "You must go and train with a wise master, paint a fence!"