[F Te antKe]

What brought me here? You decide >
One > I heard about you guys via the intra - galactic light beam > could not believe it > came to take a look for myself.
Two > I made an *** of myself > decided to take a long vacation > may never go back.
Three > I heard about your charms > thought I would come see for myself
Lazily flips Happenstance up in the air and catches Him while watching the new meat walk in the door.
Four > Ended up on the wrong arm of the law > had to run for it
Five > Was transporting “stuff” for certain “entities” > was intercepted > had to unload the cargo in space > said entities are looking for me.