Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Rags hears a god awful screeching noise coming from outside. He right away thinks, "Oh no! Not the paint job!" He gets up and rushes outside to find Barry just totally destroying his new ship and the paint job that came with it.
Rags walks up to Barry and scolds him for what he has done. He then asks who had him do it. Barry tells him that RD tipped him a good amount in order to bash the ship.
"I see," said Rags once he found out who did it. Rags then peeked in the Cantina window only to see RD inside sipping on his orange juice and seemingly having a grand ole time.
Rags thinks to himself, 'you'll pay for this RD, you'll pay...' Rags evily smiles to himself as he thinks of a plan.
Rags tips Barry even more then RD tipped him and Barry busts open the hood of RDs battleship. Rags peers inside to find exactly what he wants to see.
Rags fiddles with a few wires here and a few wires there. He puts some explosives and other items under the hood and hooks them up to the starter. When he is finished he shuts the hood. Rags puts some molerat poisen in the food canister that read 'food for molerats'.
He then walks back inside and sits back down at his booth. A evil grin crosses his face as he looks at RD. RD cannot help but wonder if good ole Rags is up to something.
Rags finishes his drink as he dozes back to sleep in his booth.
RD finishes up his drink and he walks back outside with his army of molerats and his Telena clone. He Boards his ship and starts it. RD is suprised that nothing has happened by now but he must think that Rags is not out for revenge after all. He begins to pull out but as he reaches 100 feet in altitute the ship lags real bad and all of a sudden the bottom of the ship is puller off the hull. Rags is inside the Cantina laughing his butt off when he sees this happen. Rags then begins the countdown.
"5...4...3...2...1..." just then a huge explosion is heard throughout the Cantina and surrounding areas. Rags looks outside once more to find RDs engine blown out of the ships hull. RD hasn't looked down yet so the ship is still staying in the air. (Cartoon rules) RDs makes the mistake of looking down and the rest of the ship falls to the surface. Rags walks out of the Cantina to meet a burnt RD who is still sitting in what is left of the Captains chair. Rags greets him and says, "What happened here RD? It looks like someone messed with your Battle cruiser. I guess you'll have to take that to get repaired eh?"
Rags continues to laugh as he Boards his ship and flies off.
[ February 04, 2003, 19:21: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]
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