[Ragnarok]

Ragnarok is hanging onto the bottom of his Dreadnaught - the 'Naughtica - with old wrinkled messes trying to drag him down for a night of passion, assuming that the old ladies can Last that long before their pace makers give out. He manages to pull out a control and he presses a couple buttons on it and out of the side of the 'Naughtica comes a long arm looking contraction and it pulls the rest of the Grandma's off Ragnarok and piles them neatly beside whats left of RDs ship. Rags finally climbs into the ship and makes it to the Captains room to change into a new uniform and prepare his revenge.

Rags comes walking onto the bridge in a full black outfit, pitch black hair, and black trenchcoat, and don't forget, it also comes complete with black contacts. He takes his stand in the back of the bridge and hails RD on his personal communications device. RD looks to see who it is but all he sees is a black figure in the shadows, he answers; "Hello?" obviously shaking in fear from what might be coming his way. Rags replies; "Why are you shaking RD? There is nothing to be afraid of...*Muhahahaha*"
RD begins to cry and he craps himself a couple times. RDs molerats come over and sniff his buttox region wondering what that god awful smell is. They can't figure it out so they rip his pants open and being to bite at RDs underwear. Although he doesn't have much on besides that leoperd print banana hammock.

Rags cuts the communication link and he leaves his ship. Before the bay doors close walking behind Ragnarok are some never before seen figures. On one side of Rags is a army of Pink Winged Potato Pixies armed to the teeth with 10" bazookas and numb-chucks. On the other side of Rags is a even larger army of Giant Battle Gophers (that say 'Nee!'.)

Rags busts the Cantina doors open to see RD sitting in the corner still shaking in fear and quite embarrassed that everyone knows that he wears leoperd print banana hammocks. Things get worse when he looks up to see Rags standing there with his combinded army of Pink Winged Potato Pixies and his Giant Battle Gophers (that say 'Nee!')

RD begins to flee the scene for he knows he is about to get whooped. But the Pixie's prove to be too fast for RD. They over come him and grab ahold of his shirt and hold him in the air. Rags gives them the nod and they flip him upside down, but there is nothing to hold on to... Or is there? The Pixies grab ahold of RDs twig-n-berries and hold him up in the air once more. Rags then gives the Giant Battle Gophers the signal and they begin to naw at RD until there is no flesh left on his arms and legs. Then the largest of the Battle Gophers approches from behing Rags and tells the Pixies to hold on the RDs legs now. They do so and the Battle Gopher yells, "JUDO CHOP!" in a high pitched voice that causes all in the Cantina to cover there ears. He then swiftly hits RD where it counts with his forearm that just so happened to be covered in spiked armor. Rags issues the command for the Pixies to drop RD and they go up even highed and drop him, just to make it hurt worse. Rags nods at all the patrons of the Cantina and turns around. As he walks away he says, "Yes indeed my good old friend, revenge is indeed very sweet." A evil grin crosses his face as he Boards the 'Naughtica.