*Ragnarok laughs menacingly as he towers over raging deadstar and kicks him out of the cantina and onto the forecourt, to leave him to contemplate his whooping. Raging Deadstar crawls over to his demolished battlecruiser. He crawls over to the button entitled Laundry and climbs into his moveable chair. Hours later Raging Deadstar returns, dressed in his bondage jeans, black mesh top that shows his repaired physique (or lack of it in my case
)He puts on his trenchcoat, installes the crosshair styled contacts and perfects his spikey ahirdo. He then pushes a button and a small transport hovers behind the wrecked battlecruiser. An army of gothic vampire girls walk out dressed in very revealing otufits, complete with fangs. Ragnarok smiles as Raging Deadstar kneels down before him, obviously expecting this army for him*
"Ok ragnarok you got me there, so let my friends here show you a good time!"
*Ragnarok is soon sitting on his chair being carressed by several vampire chicks and one of them keeps biting his neck gently. "Maybe" raganrok thinks. "Maybe i won for once?" Raging Deadstar gets up and winks at the girls who then tie raganrok to his seat. Ragnarok isn't sure if this is revenge or a kinky game as one girl keeps kissing his neck. He goes for the latter and enjoys the moments.*
*Suddenly two of the girls grab ragnaroks troUsers and pull them off, leaving him sitting there in his pink spandex y-fronts. He blushes but can't do anything about it, the girls then start to undo the campest sight known to the cantina. Most people look away in disgust as ragnarok covers his modesty with his shirt as the girls continue to show hima good time. Then Raging Deadstar pulls out a rabbit, a nice furry rabbit but it had evil red beady eyes. Wait, hadn't he seen that rabit before? Wasn't that the rabbit of monty python and the holy grail? Yes it was! Ragnarok squirms trying to escape as RD lets go of the rabbit and it makes a beline straight to his testes, ragnarok screams and tries to shake it off but the rabbit is hanging on for good. Then the vampire kissing rags neck bites and punctures ragnaroks main neck veins and blows. Leaving ragnaroks sore testicles to expand to the size of weather baloons, weather baloons with a rabid rabbit hanging from them. Raging Deadstar smiles evily and pulls out a Gravitational Hellbore and fires, causing ragnaroks happy sacks to implode to nothingness, probably the most excruitiating pain known to sentient species. Ragnarok is left to sit there with no wedding tackle and a rabit nibbling on the deflated skin*