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Old February 6th, 2003, 11:21 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Ragnarok blows to a million pieces from RDs little plan. All but Rags head is no longer able to be recognized. Ragnarok not being from this world is able to live without the rest of his body. Many a year ago Ragnarok knew that he would come across some fights that would no doubt blow him to pieces so in the back of his mouth, one of his molars is really a fake tooth. Rags head just so happened to land on Primitives rusty (yet point yet again) spear and Primitive is walking around like he managed to defeat Ragnarok, when indeed it was RD that did it. Rags shouts out; "RD! Are you going to let Primitive take the credit and glory from this battle?" RD ponders the question a little bit while Rags takes his tongue and flips the switch on that fake molar. Instantly his head is transported to the 'Naughtica and installed onto a new body. Rags comes strolling in the Cantina once more and he cracks his neck trying to adjust to this new body. "Never can be too careful" he says while cracking his back.
Rags approaches Primitive and borrows his spear for a moment. Rags orders the Giant Battle Gophers to pin RD to the wall where the dart board is and they do so. RD is fighting to get free but it is to no avail. Rags exclaims, "How about a nice game of darts RD?" RDs faces turns into a look of horror as he knows what is about to take place. Rags steps back and takes the rusty (yet pointy) spear and jolts it towards RD as fast as he can. It misses. Rags goes and plucks the spear out of the wall and RD can't help but wet his pants a few times. Rags walks back to try again. He throws and this time he hits RD right in the stomach. RD whinces in pain and Rags walks back up, grabs ahold of the rusty (yet pointy) spear and twists and turns it before he takes it out. This goes on for a few more minutes and RD has holes in his stomach, shoulders, legs, forearms, and other areas. "You do know that rust is not good for a flesh wound right RD? You should really get those checked out." Rags smiles evily and he returns Primitives rusty (yet point) spear, before he hands it to Primitive he wipes it clean of the flesh and blood on the tip.
Rags orders the strongest drink in the house and opens it up, takes a very minute sip and tosses the rest onto RDs body. RD screams from the burning caused from the alcohol on the wounds and Rags simply smiles and walks to the other end of the bar.
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