[Growltigger]

Hey, I have a great idea, let's use Primitive's nadgers as pucks (let's face it, he doesn't need them) for the new cantina all-stars, all-comers, "let's-hope-the-bloody-australians-dont-start-playing-this-game-too" new exciting bar game....

Taz Hockey!!

The idea is, one of our brave patrons uses a hockey stick to try and propel Primitive's love-balls across the cantina dancefloor into a goal...

Trying to stop it as 3 of Taz's more feral cousins.. It is best out of 10 tries, the winner gets half an hour free behind the cantina bar, the loser gets chased by Barry, moi, the byzantine hordes, the casts of Brave & the Beautiful and Home & Away, and, horror of horrors, for those Brits amongst us, Carol Vorderman