[Growltigger]

Talking about the bane of mankind, the scum of the earth, the most awful thing on the planet, yes, I mean Country and Western Music.. the current Mrs GT and I won a competition in one of the wife's magazines for an all expenses luxury hotel break at a really nice top quality hotel in York (which for you Americans and other geographically challenged types, is a lovely mediaval city in the north of England).

We turned up, were shown our room that had roll top bath, four poster bed etc, all very swish, we walked out to the bar and the hotel weas full of cowboys and even had one bloke dressed up as a cheyenne warrior.

There only happended to be a line dancing convention in the same hotel..

Cue lock roomdoor, order room service, drink mini-bar and HIDE!!!