Thread: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours
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Old February 28th, 2003, 06:16 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
GAHH!!! CHEESY... EIGHTIES... METAL... CAN'T...

*Dogscoff collapses, apparently dead. As people crowd around the stricken corpse, a hideous transformation occurs. Dogscoff's troUsers become tighter and shiner and his hair grows into some kind of gigantic girlie metal-mullett. Suddenly he leaps up, produces one of those triangular 'leccy guitars and starts prancing up and down the Cantina, shaking his stupid hair while squawking tepid metal hits from "artists" like Europe and Bon Jovi. Only after 6 songs, when he is in the middle of an angsty "rock ballad", does he summon the resistance to utter "kill me now"

Without hesitation, the residents of the Cantina simultaneously open fire with enough combined firepower to evapourate your average battlecruiser...