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Old March 6th, 2003, 06:06 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Poor old Primitive gets into the shower with his supergirlies, and smiles as the leiderhosen clad Bavarian shower assistant hands him his towel and bottle of extra virgin olive oil to smear on Primitive's nancy boy muscles.

"hang on" says the overmuscled ferret-felching Norwegian as he turns on the shower tap, "since when has the cantina had a Bavarian shower assistant????"

He screams as the deluge of rotten sauerkraut shoots out of the faucet, howls as the rancid cabbage juice squirts out of the overflow, gibbers as the flat lager spits out from the nozzle and trembles in fear at the large bratwurst that assaults him from behind via the plughole....

Needless to say, the supergirlies run screaming out of the shower and throw themselves on Dogscoff in terror

Note to self: damn, am I good at this creative writing cartoon violence or what... the next theme is going to be Morocco
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