[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by growltigger:
awww do tell Rags, do tell

Rags is pinned to the floor by 4 FBW's and a multitude of vodka, whisky, beer, guiness and babycham is poured down his throat

*Rags is pinned to the floor by the 4 FBW's while a multitude of vodka, whisky, beer, guiness, and babycham is poured down his throat with GT standing above his body laughing like Dr. Evil. Rags just can't take it any more, (althought, having 4 FBW's pin you down isn't half bad. ) and he proceeds to tell GT: "Ok, ok, I'll tell! It was; Ulysses Simpson Grant

18th United States President
Terms of Office: 1869-1877

* His real name was Hiram U. Grant.
* He aspired to be a farmer or a down-the-river trader.
* He graduated from West Point in 1843.
* As president, he was stopped and cited for speeding and forced to pay a $20 fine for riding his horse too fast.
* He was the first president whose administration was marked by major scandal.
* He was the first president whose parents were both alive when he was inaugurated.
* He smoked an average of 20 cigars daily.
* He was the first president born in Ohio."

Rags is still choking from the great amount of drinks poured down his throat and he continues, "That is all I know, I swear. Now can I go please?"