Well Mlmbd it was a long pain staking process
My friend (Whom is called Frosty) and i aquired a lot of money if we were to take certain lessons in higher education, using this money we opened a business selling off old prostitutes and hookers to poor countries as wifes. Since people in these poor countries don't really have the most attractive women they jumped at the chance, giving us, stock options, houses, money and many other assets. We sold these and invested in every gold mine in the world, eventually becoming majority shareholders in every gold mine. Then we embezzled all the gold in the world making it extremely expensive, we sold all our stocks, then we sold all the gold for hugely inflated prices leaving us with billions
Investing these billions into a lichenstein bank account the interest grew through the roof!
We then bought a couple of nucler warheads and constructed a flying city, powered of course by quantum reactors and quantum engines keeping it in the air
We installed some tachyon projection cannons and point defense cannons and laughed evily as we held a country i cannot disclose hostage!
Secretly the world leaders agreed to make us rulers of the world, but didn't disclose this information to the world. So for being Frosty's lackey and scape goat i was allowed to pick any country i wanted. I picked Belgium! If you've read Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy you'll understand! Then i also gained control of luxembourg and put everyone who's annoyed me over the year and they live their happily, except for the fact every sunday night at 3am i get them to line up and launch capitol ship missiles at them!
Now i have an army of Yodelling overweight yodelling belgians with synthetic chest hair in lederhosen ready at my command!
Yes i'm a very lucky person