[Raging Deadstar]

*Tuts to himself as Growltigger tries to look intellectual and smart after disproving the belgian army, when really he'd lose a game of scrabble with a toddler*

Well you see Growltigger, think about the IRONY for a second, they come from a flat land yet wear and act like they come from a mountainous country, i mean it obviosully confused you for a couple of minutes, thusly sparing me vaulable seconds to launch that all important first attack! Also they eat so much chocolate i have to send them on long treks over mountains for exercise, yodelling is one of most god awful noises on the planet, maybe second to country and western, or perhaps just less worse than the cheeky girls! Also i prefer the old method of mail, sending my belgian post carriers to dispatch Messages so they do have to be aquipped with the proper gear. All these factors combined point to the reason why the travel in leiderhosen, yodell and generally act as they do

Now once you've got off barry and stopped trying to act all high and mighty and the expense of others and being narrow minded and perhaps to some extent narcissistic we can get to the rest of your post!

As for inbreeding i have no idea, could explain a lot about my family, but as for sheep molestering i'm pretty sure there ain't any sheep where i live, probably because there are rumours of giant married cats in the area, who like to have sheep molestered by mongoose hordes and have a fondness for red hot pokers (hey i never said sheep have to enjoy the molestering!)

Maybe i'm just in a mood, i did have a total nervous breakdown today, or maybe you're the only person around to feel my venom, sorry if any of this offends you GT, but i'm sure you love yourself way to much for this to affect you, are you related to Cat from red dwarf? there seems to be a striking resemblance between you two....

Well i step forth and accept the chase to begin, but at least i have made my unrepentant defense and will take my punishment as a man

TAAAAAALLLLLLLLY HOOOOOOOOOO