*dogscoff grabs the mass of BA Baracas-style oversized gold jewelry hanging round GT/AG's neck and strangles him with it.
Strange, Gt. From my position all I saw was dogscoff pulling with all his might at your jewelry while pushing against your chest with his feet. You were laughing so hard at his feeble attempt to hurt you that he was having trouble holding on. At one point dogscoff was bouncing so hard I thought his head was about to pop off! Then you would have been 'laughing HIS head off!' LOL
The idea of dogscoff trying to strangle you is hillarious. Your neck muscles are strong enough to withstand much more than dangling dogscoff! At best he might have scratched an itch!
If you're going to pretend to be dead, might I suggest you duck under a large white sheet with a few Kylie clones! The sounds of that kind of action would be much more convincing. Not to mention the wild random movement of the sheets flaying about!
You're too funny Gt!