[dogscoff]

Strange, Gt. From my position all I saw was dogscoff pulling with all his might at your jewelry while pushing against your chest with his feet. You were laughing so hard at his feeble attempt to hurt you that he was having trouble holding on. At one point dogscoff was bouncing so hard I thought his head was about to pop off! Then you would have been 'laughing HIS head off!' LOL

*dogscoff borrows one of the weightier gold chains from GT, one of the ones with a big shiny medallion on it. He whirls the chain about his head a few times before bringing the medallion down onto David Gervais' skull, causing a very satisfying sound (kind of like the sound made by a frozen potato colliding with a coconut.)

DG makes a little whimpering noise and topples over, knocked out cold. Dogscoff uses a permanent marker to draw comedy moustaches etc all over the unconscious DG's face.