[dogscoff]

The floor shakes. The sound of rushing water can be distantly heard.

"Not again", everyone groans. "Someone call SMURF."

Suddenly the roof is ripped off by a gigantic tentacle. Riain and Eoin, a pair of 400foot long genetically modified cybernetic giant battlesquid bodyguards, have arrived to avenge dogscoff.

David Gervais hides behind toupe, crouching on the floor. He immediately wishes he hadn't as the bodyguard soils himself in fear. It's all immaterial anyway as Riain grabs the pair and squishes them together into some kind of puree. Eoin, following instructions left to cover these exaact circumstances, drops a gigantic jar, full to the brim of psychotic shrimp micro-ninja. The jar breaks, releasing thousands of the tiny warriors, each one only a few centimetres long but highly trained in the art of stealthy execution. Alone they are harmless, but a few dozen together are deadly.

The squid join in the carnage, and before long the Cantina is awash with blood, no-one is spared in the invertabrate attack.

By the time the Sea Monster Urban Response Force turn up to destroy the squids, not a soul is left alive. Only Barry, who had been out in the car park at the time, is left alive to mourn the dead and rummage through the steaming remains for any tasty leftovers...

[ March 13, 2003, 13:15: Message edited by: dogscoff ]