Thread: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours
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Old March 13th, 2003, 03:33 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
The strategic defence satellite "Agamemnon" hovers in geosynchronous orbit over the Cantina.

Its highly powered computer brain notices that it hasn't received the signal from the "deadman" chip carried by Growltigga....

Processors signal the strategic battle computer. Thrusters align Agamemnon's missile tubes in the direction of the cantina. Targetting data flows into the guidance units of a couple of 20 megaton "Mean Mother" missiles...

Agamemnon waits for the firing command from the good old President of the USA, George Wubbya, High priest of the Church of Latter Day Morons. He gives the order and the two missiles launch from their bays.....

Countdown, T minus 20 seconds
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