[Stone Mill]

Originally posted by GT:
To Stone Mill, 25,000 minerals to spend on loose food and greasy women, he also gets Growltigga's leather thong (the one's with the studs on the inside).

While I embody the ghostly form of Elvis, I must advise of the unusual legal chain of events:

Since a dead Elvis can't own property, the items in question goes to the Presley estate. The Heir to the estate is Lisa Marie.

Because of a settlement clause in her divorce papers concerning future "earnings," she is required to distribute said items to her ex-partners:

Nicholas cage now has 25,000 minerals.

And Michael Jackson is now wearing GT's thong.

Growltigger, that will was sensational. I was chuckling all the way to work.