[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Shall we?

We shall!
*RD is waiting on the battle front with his army while Rags is in the background collecting his Ping Winged Potato Pixie's and his Giant Battle Gopher army. Once Rags gets everyone in order he grabs the Red Hot Poker Cannon and swings it around his head in good old Knight fashion. Rags jumps onto the lead Giant Battle Gopher and yells: "AWAY WE GO!!!"*

*Rags begins to charge at the unsuspecting Dogscoff and he swings the Red Hot Poker Cannon at Dogscoff only to come to remember that they are in a ghostly state. No harm can be done to each other up here. Rags ponders what to do for a minute and he discusses with RD a little big. Soon both men nod their heads in agreement and Rags runs over to mlmbd and whispers something in his ear. A smile comes across mlmbds face and he nods. mlmbd then hands Rags his "Resurrection for Dumbies - Part 4" book. Rags then begins to look through it and find out how to resurrect different ones.*

*Once Rags figures it out he resurrections Dogscoff back to the Cantina and Dogscoff looks around the room in a hurry wondering what just happened to him. Rags back in the ghostly estate resurrects himself and appears right in front of Dogscoff in the Cantina. Rags goes and looks out the window only to see two missles heading straight for the Cantina. He thinks to himself that he needs to do this quickly. Rags finishes resurrecting the Pixie army and his Gopher battle group back to the Cantina. Rags looks as Dogscoff and says, "You vs. the rest of us. Not much of a chance you got here good ole buddy." Rags smiles evily as he orders the Pink Winged Potato Pixies to attack Dogscoff. They do just so and pretty soon they strip off Dogscoffs clothing. Rags smiles once more as he decided to play his Ace right away. Before he resurrected himself Rags resurrected Richard Simmons. Rags steps out of the way as RS is eagerly awaiting his chance to get his hands on Dogscoff. (Literally)*

*Rags then orders his Gopher army to attack them both and they proceed to tear them to shreds. But Dogscoff is still alive. Rags thinks to himself that this man has some heart. Dogscoff manages to pull himself together. (Once again, literally)
He stands up and Rags just stares at him. Rags then pulls out his Red Hot Poker Cannon and looks down and back up at Dogscoff, he then smiles a very evil smile once more. Rags begins to walk over to Dogscoff, he can see the fear in Dogscoffs eyes. He raises his arm with the RHPC and says: "This is for the great GT!" He then brings his arm down and presses the Red Hot Poker Cannon into Dogscoffs skin. Burning him beyond recongnision(sp).
Rags puts away the RHPC and claps his hands together cleaning off the dust. Dogscoff is laying there barely alive when Rags realizes that the Cantina is about to go. He proceeds to pull out a needle and sticks it into his arm. Rags body collapses and Rags returns to the ghostly realm. Rags figured that this would be better then being blown to bits the way that Dogscoff is about to expierience.*

*Rags walks over the RD and says, "It has been done."