[dogscoff]

OK, it looks like we've got some serious hellstorming to do. Now I'm not sure which religion's Version of hell we're walking into here, so we'd best be prepared for anything.

*ghost-dogscoff arms himself:
-In case it's a judeo-christian hell, he carries a water-pistol full of holy water and a bag of holy hand grenades.
-It could be the underworld of Greek mythology, so he makes sure he has some crunchy meatoes to distract Cerberus, the three-headed dog at the gate.
-In the event that the place is fashioned after the Helheim of norse legend, he'll need his Mighty Big Axe.
- In case it is determined by the scriptures of the latter-day church of Shatner, he loads his Canon-cannon and slings it across his back
-In case it turns out to be dogscoff's own personal hell, he packs some punk CDs to drown out the country and western music.

OK, I'm just about ready. Hang in there Rags, I just need to program the video to record Eastenders while I'm gone...