On the desolate plain that now is where the Cantina once stood, a single bonfire is lit. Beside it sits the lone figure of Primitive. His face like an open book of grief and sorrow. He misses the Cantina, the friendly banter from GT and Scoff, the great drinks from Taz, the random acts of violence from Rags and RD. Mac, Gryphin, David, Mlmbd, Kamog, The King, Puke (To those I forgot, Sorry) and all the other regular friendly patrons. He misses the Furry Bunny Waitresses in their skimpy outfits, The Kylieclones and Barry - the mountable (only by GT) dinosaur. He even misses the cuisine even if it mostly tasted like Puke.
Two Items is laid out between Primitive and the fire. A chicken and his runecovered rusty (yet pointy) spear. He runs his fingers over the runes. The rune of resurection could bring back all the dead patrons (except Rags who is condemned to the eternal flames). The rune of undoing could undo the destruction of the Cantina. The rune of summoning could summon FBWs and Kylieclones. But his magic is only strong enough to make a single rune work, so which one should he choose ? This is a decission too great for the primitive one to take alone.
Primitive decides to seek supernatural guidance, and calls for the spirits of GT and Gryphin. He uses his (newly sharpened) skinningknife to gut the chicken. Spilling the entrails on the ground, Primitive reads the signs from the unearthly wraiths.
Satisfied with the result, Primitive holds the rusty (yet pointy) spear over the chicken and draws the single rune his magic would allow him. He then BBQs the chicken and eats.
The rune of Tandoori spices sure makes a tasty meal.
