*Raging Deadstar charges his armies in to the gates of hell only to find dogscoff's smoking boots. He sees the oncoming tide of puke orders his troops to charge. Many are lost in this great battle as RD struggles against the oncoming puke. His broadsword no use he throws it away and pulls out his bagguette and lights it. Swathes of puke ignite into ash on contact as he swings his bagguette heroically and charges head long into the gates of hell. Puke is too busy gloating as Raging Deadstar follows the big sign pointing "Eternal Dammnation!" Charging down slaying any demons in sight with the bagguette and the automatic crossbow he finally reaches ragnaroks prison. He is impaled on the biggest fireborne spire dressed in pink spandex and is trying to fight off flying incarnations of will young who keep trying to rub his crotch and nipples whilst singing to him! Raging Deadstar raises the flaming bagguette and is about to slay the demons and save ragnarok when his phone goes off*
"Hello?"
"But i'm in the middle of saving someone from the depths of hell!"
"Do i get rewarded?"
"YAY"
"So i have to hurry back now?"
"Ok Love you, bye"
*Raging Deadstar shouts over to ragnarok that he has to go because his girlfriend wants him for something really important. Raging Deadstar pulls on the reins of anne widdecomb and gallops back towards the gates of hell, past the still gloating puke and back to the surface where his Girlfriends fully armed baseship is ready to whisk him away for a frollic in a rose petal littered bath!*
Sorry Ragnarok, i'm sure you can suffer some more eternal dammnation until someone else decides to come back for you!
