[dogscoff]

What happens when a ghost dies in hell? Where is there left to go to?

*Ghost dogscoff is about to find out...

He opens his eyes, only to discover that everything is extremely dark. It feels as though he's floating in space, and he is pleasantly surprised to find that he doesn't have a hangover. All around he can hear a constant, regular booming. He moves his arms to try to feel what's around him, but something feels wrong. Only when he touches his own body does he realise that his arms are extremely short. This is infuriating! He has to get out of here, find Puke and visit sweet, agonising revenge upon the disgusting walking stain.

He reaches out once more, and this time feels some sort of rope. He follows the rope back to it's source, only to find that it's attached to himself.

At the bellybutton.

Having already used all the afterlifes in dogscoff's limited knowledge of different belief systems, all that's left is re-incarnation.

Foetus-dogscoff kicks his partially-developped legs in frustration. Puke, I'm going to get born, and then when I grow up I'm going to fkn kill you...

[ March 19, 2003, 16:37: Message edited by: dogscoff ]