mac reads that David G has reached over 1000 Posts, He goes up to the bar and tells Taz to give David G a drink and some tribbles and to put it on Dogscoffs new tab
Flash:
Reporter Phong Cue Cuppa reporting live from the Temporary cantina site...
Hey you all out there in the Universe, Phong Cue Cuppa here reporting live from the In location in the universe. Even tho the original cantina has met an untimely or timely ending, there is a pole tent over the location and a temp cantina has been set up in its place.
I can see the members all mingling around, trading drinks, engaging in Toon violence and eating something called Tribble Wings. I had the pleasure of talking with something called the Taz working behind the bar who informed me of one of the strange things that happen around here involving someone called A Dogscoff. In the furtherence of worthy news I tracked the story down and found that this individual has had some hairy experiences. It seems he met his demise in our mortal world, then transgressed into the spiritual one, was called back by someone called mlmbd, then reincarnated born again baby male child. He retained all his adult male mentality even tho he was a small child and enjoyed what every male wishes he had when being held by members of the female sex with nice sized babba loos. However, for some unknown explanation he continued to grow at an alarming rate reaching full maturity in a very short time. It talking with various members it was found that a cult had been established for those who would like to enjoy the fruitations of this type of experience. Wellll now, since this sounded like what this reporter would surely enjoy, I tracked said Dogscoff down in order to indulge myself into the wonders of his nebulas society. However, when I found him, his aging had not stopped and at the time I was talking with him he appeared to be in his late 80's, in a wheel chair with IV's in his arms, loss of hair and teeth and was muttering something about someone sabotaging his aging process. he could only talk for a very short time as his oxygen was runnning low and he was out of breath. He kept saying something about someone called Rags or RD and that revenge would be indescribably delicious. The nurse I talked with said that the poor scoff was suffering from dellusions and that he probably would be once more joining the spiritual world once again if his ageing was stopped or put into remission.
Well now, after endeavoring to find this new information, this reporter has decided not to join this baby cult after all,... but I'll will keep everyone appriased on the condition of this poor lost soul.....
well thats it live from the Temp Cantina, Phong Cue Cuppa signing off for now... hey bartender what can you tell me about those FBW over there....
is the another end for the scoff
will he become a spirit once again
will his ageing be stopped
who knows...... stay tuned........